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I love having someone to go through everything with. I love love. I am that annoying girl.
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It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
quick short, my mom got this on my 15th birthday and it wouldn’t stop playing for a solid five hours. we then ran it to our neighbors house and left it on their front steps overnight. the next morning it was still going so the kid pulled off all the petals and smashed it.
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hollllyshit.
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^^^ davelol
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Anonymous asked: what makes u the happiest in this world?
There are honestly five different things that make me the happiest in the world, 1 DANCINGGGGGGGGGG!!!

2. BAKINGG!!! yummmmm:)

3. My familia

4. my superly awesome boyfriend

and 5…the internet

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